Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Half a decade......

It was 19th of July,2004 as first day in Satyam Computer Services Ltd. My career started with Satyam... well no introduction required every child now knows about it... Now it has been 5 years....
I still remember the induction at 5 star hotel... new excited faces !!!
I never could have imagined of resigning the company on same date with Chairman :)
Well, for records it was 7th Jan,2009...
Being with Satyam has taught and gave me many things like experience in a CMMI level 5 company, some nice trips to wonderful places,some emotional attachments and list goes on and on.....
I couldn't resist myself reciting some lines from Moby..

I've seen so much in so many places
So many heartaches, so many faces
So many dirty things
You couldn't even believe

I would stand in line for this
It's always good in life for this

Presently, I am in pune with other firm but still can't forget the moments of Satyam
5 years have gone behind ... the song is over... thought I have something more to say..
Yes there's still some satyam is left in me :)

Saturday, July 4, 2009

No more straight India !!!

Today, I am here to share an analysis (out of box analysis) on latest development in our country... i.e Gay Legal !! Gay Citizens of India think this has been done in order to preserve human rights !! C'mon gimme a break...
According to my hypothesis, there are other reasons which are practical too..

Lets consider a case where 1 couple is convicted according to previous law...
So how you are going to punish them ??? In jail obviously for max of 10 years. In same jail???You kidding me !! It is not possible and wont serve the purpose you are giving space to them :D
For obvious reasons, you can't put them with members of same sex :)
again you can't put them with members of opposite sex too... So where would you put for 10 years?? in separate cell for each one??
Seeing the exponential growth of this weed, practically you can't !!! So better would be to make it legal, where there is nothing to loose because you can't stop this weed by any law !!

I see this decision in a different way :)

Monday, June 8, 2009

From the keys pushed by an unreasonable head......

I remember the old of hutch ad which says "wherever you go our network follows"..
Now we could say this for "Recession". I am tired of reading about recession now... read any news paper, listen any radio chit chat, talk to anyone.... Recession bug creeps in !!!

The funniest part is played by news print... specially the great "The Economic Times". You could easily find a news item which is informing one day "Recession is going to end by this yearend". Other day same screen says... "We could probably dip into double recession".. -Courtesy some analyst who is probably "on bench" :) and getting paid for talking nonsense.... For those who don’t know this is vocab used in IT industry often when company fails to provide suitable or any kind of work to its employees...
Another classic case is of share market. i usually prefer CNBC TV18 for business stuff daily morning from 0955 hours (opening bell) with Mitali Mukherjee :)
You can easily find some great analyst predicting the unpredictable affair....
And some crowd of people do believe in them knowing the fact some things cannot be predicted. If one could then he would be the richest person on planet. So what is driving the crowd???
It is "Belief" !!! Human being believes those stuff which mind disposes stating it as impossible !!!
Belief lies in heart -who is a infamous for all great falls :)
"Mera vishwaas tha this share script would surge 25%" and what happens is Murphy's law come into action and the queue in which you are standing is stalled and other is moving like it propelled with jet fuel !!
Belief makes a person to take many emotional decisions too...If I start details of this business then it will go on and on, so it makes sense, if I don’t pinch this sensitive issue.....

So believe in right things... me saying this won’t stand, as if you know what need to be believed and what not, then you probably won't need it
I am writing this blog having no idea who is going to read this shit....
You know what.... I do "BELIEVE" :)

Friday, June 5, 2009

Its all about the right level in your blood....

One of my friend asked me “how much you were drunk while writing your first post” ..... Well honestly speaking, I had good concentration of alcohol in my blood (atleast for me it was)... I met many guys who boast themselves by saying I drink like a fish and mujhe chadti bhi nahi hai.... and they really drink like anything.... My simple question to them... Dude you drink so much its not Roohafza that you love the taste...you pay a decent amount for that more than petrol or gas (For ABCDs) and after that you are not getting kick ?????????

Go and see a neurologist !!! There is something really wrong J

Anyways, I am thinking of developing alcohol level gadget which could be attached with every post. It’d tell how much the blogger is drunk while writing this shit J

More the level, more truthful he is.... again I am using “He” here... I have no expectation from species “She” here...*

* hey same 99-1 % theorem applies here !!!

I dont know why I cant keep gals out of my post... they always managed to sneak in !!! leave it...


Before signing off just wanna share 2 lines:

“Sabko maalum hai mein sharabi nahi, Sabko maalum hai mein sharabi nahi....
Phir bhi koi pilaaye to mein kya karoon ...........
Sirf ek baar nazron se nazrein mile, Sirf ek baar nazron se nazrein mile.....
Aur kasam toot jaaye to mein kya karoon” J
 

Chalo guys I gotta sleep now... tomorrow is going to be a long day for me ...

C u folks... Till then keep bitching !!!

 

 

Thursday, June 4, 2009

4th Day of June..

Bonjour folks,

Its mid-day now and I am just entering in office. Sounds good na !!!
Well…. nothing new “same old shit, but it’s a brand new day”
But I do couple of things, before I start my day.
Economic times and moneycontrol to feel the pulse of market and economic conditions and then pulse of mine :)
Don’t worry I am perfectly alright I am mostly pulled out myself from stocks. Reason I discovered a better furnace to burn my money. Let you know in coming days.
Last week, I wrote a mail to Economic Times about there new style of displaying Ad by sliding the whole screen. It’s like you are reading something and screen would start sliding to left and full page ad is displayed. I just wrote them “it sucks”. I think they took my comment and removed that crappy device !!!
3 cheers !!!
Microsoft has come up with “Bing” last week. I inaugurated it with my name in it. Result I am not at first page. This search engine is shit !! :)

Breaking news: I got a job to do for rest of day :)

Alta la Vista!!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

What the .......

Hey folks welcome to my place called blog. Well, this is not first time, I am writing my blog. I used to write a bit. Then my holy soul enlightened by some cosmic forces that made me realize that, I am so pathetic when it comes to writing!! As a result I stopped.

My interest into this business took birth again like a phoenix from its ashes, after I read about fake IPL player at his blog. Till today we don’t know who he or she is, whatever it be I know he is a male not female. It’s not due to the fact that it’s about cricket it’s because a girl or woman can’t be so straight/clear in her views * :) I’d say 99% of female species.
* No offence intended.
Wondering why I have given 1% relief package?? Actually it is my DRP (Disaster Recovery Plan) from those who are going to yell at me after reading this. I’d tell them that they come in this 1%. Look I am not an anti-feminist. Trust me!! I am not “Try Me” :) .

Hey I am deviating from my point.” Old habits die hard” you know. By the way I was not making any point in this post actually. It is just I am also trying to keep off my frustration by using this device called “Blog”. It worked for fake IPL player!!

Capriciously, I thought of something and I wanna it to share. I can’t call each and every bugger whom I know and tell them what the lousy idea I am thinking!!!
Anyways, I am not only going to share only my frustration with you guys….. I used it initially because no one bothers to take ones frustration :)
I’d try to document all flavours of my daily life with you. By “All” I mean which can be told/discussed :)

Signing off for now... see you soon…
Till then happy writing, reading, sleeping, bitching …… :)